OhMiBod: the iPod vibrator
December 5th 2007 18:46
When I'm listening to music on the train, I rarely get so aroused that I have to pleasure myself right there and then.
In fact, I'm rarely turned on by riding the train... between the smell of desperation of all the Sydney CBD commuters, or the greasy metal poles, the train is definitely an unsexy place.
Maybe it's because I don't have an iPod.
Say hello to the OhMiBod, the iPod vibrator attachment..
And it's not your regular vibrator, with a boring ON switch and steady, monotonous vibrations.
No, the OhMiBod pulsates to the beat, so you can finally listen to 'SexyBack' and imagine Mr. Timberlake's hands running all over your body while grinding the attachment into your clitoris.
I can't imagine this would last very long, but it'd make a great gift!
In fact, I'm rarely turned on by riding the train... between the smell of desperation of all the Sydney CBD commuters, or the greasy metal poles, the train is definitely an unsexy place.
Maybe it's because I don't have an iPod.
Say hello to the OhMiBod, the iPod vibrator attachment..
And it's not your regular vibrator, with a boring ON switch and steady, monotonous vibrations.
No, the OhMiBod pulsates to the beat, so you can finally listen to 'SexyBack' and imagine Mr. Timberlake's hands running all over your body while grinding the attachment into your clitoris.
I can't imagine this would last very long, but it'd make a great gift!
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